Hunters

Hunting season opened 10 days ago. This is not something that my friends in LA or New York are aware of but every person here in Spokane knows this little fact. Hunters every season chaff at the bit to throw on their bright orange and army fatigue clothes. Life revolves around the hunt. I had family in from Southern California on opening weekend and the party I threw for them was organized around a time that would be convenient for the hunters. Mid-afternoon is the perfect party time during hunting season for those of you planning your own little "soire". After my family left I found shell casings in the back seat of my car. It took me a minute to do the math and then I realized I am not in New York anymore. Well actually the New York part was pretty easy. In New York we hunt for the perfect bargain. On my last trip there I got some killer shoes marked down from $495 to $109. I killed it. All of us are hunters of some sort. What do you hunt for? What have you hunted for? What would you like to hunt for? -

Joke for the day:

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and hunting trip.Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire."Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?""Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want." So here I am.

Happy Trails!